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Taiwan - Chinese New Year 2003

Wither Art Thou Pizza?

Saturday - January 18, 2003

Since they had begun building the lantern for the upcoming Chinese New Year at the CKS Memorial, Michelle, Chu-Wan and I walked there in the morning. Michelle was in her stroller and we walked down Jinhua Rd, a medium sized street that leads to the memorial. Jinhua Rd. doesn't have a usable sidewalk and we, like everyone else, just walked in the street. This was a lot more dangerous than we'd expected - many of the scooters practically tipped over and they pointed and craned their necks trying to get a better look at Michelle. She generates an abnormal amount of interest.

Jan 18 Lantern progressI got my first pictures of the under-construction lantern. At the moment, there's nothing really there except a platform, but I expect it to begin taking shape soon.

Yesterday, our new cell phones were apparently only partially activated - we couldn't send SMS messages. Today, while we were relaxing in the park, both our phones rang simultaneously. A pre-recorded message in Chinese informed me of something, but I haven't got a clue what. I assumed, and had Chu-Wan confirm, that it was a "Welcome to..." message. That gave me the idea they'd figured out they had new customers, and, sure enough, all the phone features were activated. I spent some time annoying Chu-Wan by sending her text messages while I was in the toilet. Such fun!

Meanwhile immediately outside my stall, two cleaning women were have a heated debate about something. I'll never get used to that.

Chu-Wan contacted her friend Nora and arranged to meet her in the afternoon. In the meantime, we took the underground to Eslite bookstore near my favorite Taiwanese Round Table Pizza restaurant. I was interested to note that the Taipei Rapid Transit System (TRTS) appears to have been renamed "Taipei Metro." There are lots of signs that the Taipei government is trying to improve their international image. Many of the street signs have been converted to the Pinyin romanization system, which makes them more consistent with Chinese as it is taught in books elsewhere in the world and the sidewalks have been redone. Are these changes substance or just superficial trappings - it's hard to say, but what isn't hard to say is that the mayor of Taipei wants to be President someday.

I forgot my pocket map of Taipei, again, so I bought a new one at the book store - at least this one contains the new Metro stops. (Well, I assume that it does, one well-established stop that I've used several times in my past trips is completely missing from it.)

We then hunted up and down for the Round Table Pizza with no success. I even pulled out the GPS and tried homing in on the previously stored location, but it just wasn't there. By now we were exhausted and hungry - the nearby McDonald's gave us a filling, if unsatisfactory lunch. At least McDonald's Taiwan still has their Fried Chicken, which actually tastes like fried chicken - something I wish they'd adopt in the states.

When I tried suggesting that McDonald's in the US adopt that menu item from Taiwan (and Singapore) I got an automated message saying, "We won't read messages from customers that suggest new food items for our menu." Dumb SOBs, I'm sure that's something their lawyers insisted upon to avoid liability, but it's a McDonald's product already. I guess they hire their customer service help from the same pool they hire their burger-flippers.

We took the Metro back to Technology Building station, and it began to rain along the way. We had no umbrellas and, more importantly, nothing to cover Michelle. Chu-Wan headed towards Nora's nearby home for shelter. Nora wasn't home, but her mother graciously allowed us in out of the rain. I noticed that the prepared feast for the gods was on the family table.

When Nora arrived, the rain had stopped and we walked back to the house. While the girls caught up, I took a nap.

Sometime during my nap, Chu-Wan's friend Judy arrived and, after I awoke, we went to Taipei city center/financial area. New malls and department stores have cropped up there since our last trip, and construction of Taiwan's tallest building, the new Taiwan World Trade Center (also called Taipei 101) is under way. Apparently, there's some confusion as to how many stories the finished building will have. Originally envisioned to be the world's tallest building it got shortened, but later approval came in to make it the tallest again. Now that we're here, the latest article I read indicated it would only be the 3rd tallest in Asia.

Our goal was not to stare at the building, but to eat at a new restaurant franchised in Taiwan by the same guy (bless him) who franchises Round Table Pizza, Swensen's, Ruth Chris and Trader Vics. The new restaurant is Chili's.

The cutest!The place was packed and we had to wait 20 minutes for a table. In the crowd, Michelle was drawing an amazing amount of attention. Strangers stopped in their tracks as they walked by her and just continued to tell us how cute she was, poke and pinch at her, call their friends over and, in many cases, ask if they could hold her. One woman took her away just to show her friends. Like a paranoid American parent, Chu-Wan only allowed if it she could go along. It bugs me a lot, but it seems completely genuine interest in what is clearly the cutest baby in the country.

It's tough to convince people you're being objective when you tell them your baby is the cutest ever. Fortunately, I can maintain complete objectivity and say authoritatively that Michelle really is the cutest baby ever.

The food was great and I had an enormous chicken fried steak and gravy and ceasar salad. In fact, it was a little more than I could finish, but it was a great surprise.

Afterwards, we walked to one of the two next-door Shin Kong Mitsukoshi's department stores and looked around. The cell phone paid off as I could leave the women behind and go look for toys and not have to look at clothes and jewelry. There wasn't much to be found, but I did run across one of the Taiwanese puppet action series on VCD. I'll have to come back later to pick it up if I cannot find it on DVD elsewhere.

Saturday night traffic was, if anything, even more ghastly than ever - it was quite a ride. Despite the obvious fear factor, I am determined to take the ride again when I have my camcorder to videotape it.

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